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Will give Kashmir, if you accept Bihar too: Justice Markandey Katju

Pakistanis, let us end our dispute once
and for all.
We offer you Kashmir, but on the condition you also
take Bihar.
It is a package deal. You have to take the whole
package, or none at all. Either you take both Kashmir and Bihar, or
nothing. We will not give you Kashmir alone.
Deal ?
P.S.
Atal
Bihari Vajpayee had offered this deal to Musharraf at the Agra
Summit, but he stupidly rejected it. Now the offer is coming again.
Mat chook ai Chauhan
I have a recommendation to make to all
of you who were offended by my last post.
Please immediately file
a petition in the Supreme Court praying for banning jokes about
Biharis.
There is already a petition pending in the Supreme Court
for banning Sardarji jokes ( after all the Supreme Court has a lot of
time to deal with such frivolous matters, and little time to deal
with urgent cases ). So get your petition tagged with the Sardarji
one. It would be a pleasant sight for spectators to see Sardars and
Biharis jostling together in the Courtroom.
And it would be best
for both Sardars and Biharis to extend the prayers in your petitions
and pray for banning all joking by anyone in India, and a long term
of imprisonment for those violating the order. Na rahe baans, na baje
baansuri.
Hari Om
Isolating Pakistan
I saw a lot of
panel discussions just now on several TV channels by 'experts' on how
to deal with Pakistan.
Some of these geniuses called for
'isolating' Pakistan, as if it was some kind of man eating tiger
which had to be cornered and shot by a Jim Corbett. Others spoke of
getting Pakistan declared a terrorist state by the international
community, still others spoke of scrapping the Indus Water Treaty,
etc. Some said we should use a combination of several measures,
diplomatic, economic and military, etc.
These geniuses do not
realized one thing : all this talk of isolating or quarantining
Pakistan overlooks a crucial factor, which is a super power China.
China is solidly behind Pakistan, as it has huge economic investments
in that country, particularly in the Balochistan area which is very
rich in natural resources.
We may keep thumping our chests
and trumpeting about our great diplomatic victory over Pakistan, but
it is all a sham. China ( and maybe some other countries ) having
economic interests in Pakistan will never allow it to go under.
The
hype by our TRP driven media is all empty gas, ' full of sound and
fury signifying nothing '.












